It's type or kill him...

 These are my options right now.... everything has managed to piss off my darling husband lately. 

Last night - it was camp cake, I don't know by looking at two lumps of tin foil which one has cherries and which one does not -- OPEN IT AND FIND OUT.... like I did.  It is not so freaking hard to deal with life yourself.  But apparently it is... 

Today has been been very interesting my sister calls at 8:15 in the morning... she needs someone to be with her daughter while she takes the the 12th vacation this summer.  With her boy toy - this would be the second one with him. My sister's darling ex-husband doesn't want to deal with his own daughter -- so I volunteered to go up and stay with her.  I tell my darling husband this information -- his response.  So you're not going into the office next week?   No - but its not a major thing.

Then he says - why do you need to go in at all?  I said that the senior management is strongly recommended that we start to come in several days a week.  He basically asked why do I go it at all??  Because if I don't get out of this house for a couple of days I will murder him. 

I know what he is thinking - it is inconvenient for his royal highness to get home and take care of the dog before I get home.... poor baby.  You have to take care of a dog you wanted, do SOMETHING. 

Mom has texted she's going to kill my father so it might be something in the air lately.  My father forgot the beach chairs - she's stressed about the trip the entire process but she won't let some things go. 

I did tell him to unplug what ever has crawled up his ass lately and chill the F out... but we know that isn't going to happen. 

All right --- logging off for now... he's upstairs and frankly he stay there all night. 

Man-splaining

 No not a man explaining things to me... I am asking for someone to explain my man to ME.... 

This morning - my darling husband decided he wanted to have  full conversation -- with him on the first floor and me on the second trying to get into the shower.... there was a lot of "WHAT?"

AND he also tried to tell me to open the windows because the temperature was nice outside... its also raining cats and dogs from the left overs of Hurricane Ida.  What window would you like me to open dear?   I know you've been outside - that liquid stuff falling from the sky will come into the house if you open the windows - even if it cool and nice outside. 

I got no reply when I shouted that question from the second floor to the first... not surprised in the least. 

Changed my schedule this week - usually Wednesday and Thursday in the office now - but since I needed to drive today - cheapo said to go in yesterday and drive from here today... but considering the weather I can't feel too bad. 

It is now later, the bafflement of husband thinking has abated now I am struggling with other things work related,  I had a crap mid-year review and now I am faced with a year end review and I am finding this to be the 6th circle of hell... stay tuned. 

I worked hard to address issues with things that were addressed but I just don't feel like I am part of a team -and for me that is a serious problem. 

I think I'm going to take the dog for a walk - and breathe deeply.  

Later!