Get ready boys and girls...

The first shot has been fired in what I fear will be a LONG battle in Bubba and Aunt Ing bathroom remodel project.

Sunday - we enjoyed the Steelers game and some good Mexican food; then we went shopping, to Lowes to make some decisions.  Now I will say Sunday, yesterday and up to 45 minutes ago today I would say they are the final decisions.... now not so much.

Why???

Because - Bubba and I saw a cool bowl for our big bathroom sink, it was on clearance, he said to me - go ahead and order it as it's on clearance!  I swear to the high heavens above me I'm going to start recording EVERY freaking word that man says to me regarding this mess...

So, place isn't open on Sunday, forgot about it yesterday, called today and bought it.  Called Bubba to go get it today! -- He called, in a complete SNIT, told me not to do anything else, because he found something like it at Home Depot for $50 less with extras... bla - de bla - blaaaaaaaa...

Long story short, called them back, said that my husband ordered one last night didn't tell me, can we cancel the order -- since it was about literally 45 minutes from order to cancel they were gracious.  Aren't I lucky?

This boys and girls was indeed the opening volley in what will be a long and stressful battle.  Two reasons, my husband is cheap and he has no taste.  The man picks colors like he sings... off key and off center.  Lord help me.

He tried to blame me over the phone that the reason we had THIS issue was because "I went to bed" and "I'm never home."

Did he say to me when I got home (at 8:20 after a meeting) that he looked up this bowl elsewhere, and did I want to see it.  I want is noted for the digital record that I came home, changed my clothes and came back down stairs to spend "quality time" with my beloved pain in the nether -regions!  Did he utter a word???  Did he say, sink, bathroom, Home Depot, kiss my grits or any other word to me???  If you're playing along at home, give yourself an extra 5 point bonus if you immediately said NO.  Anything else -- go back and start over. 

So --- thankfully no problem returned tended and done.  I imagine the 'discussion' that will ensue upon his royal highness's arrival this evening...

I want cake for lunch -- is that wrong?  Probably I meet with the trainer this afternoon... I'll be too tired to fight with him...

Stay tuned... this is going to be a long one boys and girls.  Popcorn sales just went up.